
July’s tbtotm, biiig tune, produced by the big neptizzle. (actual video here cuz I can’t embed) If you do comparisons between Timbo and The Neptunes for late 99/00, you can see between them they both put out a lot of bangers. I’d have to go with Neptunes in 00 though.. I have a soft spot for that Ray-J beat. ANND Southern Hospitality. Anyway, I remember hearing this song on the radio for the first time and being completely entranced by Mya’s voice. (Likely not the first or last time that happens regarding Mya’s voice.) I didn’t even know there was a video to it, and she looks gorgeous in it. This song was on the charts for 11 weeks, and topped out at a modest #24. Good job Beenie Man! (If Beenie Man’s accomplishments were great enough to warrant a biopic, I would hope that Don Cheadle shows up to get cast. so serious.)
+ Lately I’ve been kinda into the idea of the girl roll call in rap/r&b. Anytime actual names get used in lyrics or songnames, it makes it more memorable, probably 100x moreso if it actually is your name. What I thought was a more common occurrence turned out to be.. a rarity? Maybe I’m just not thinking hard enough/remembering enough songs. The ones that pop into mind with the quickness are:
- LL Cool J – Around The Way Girl (Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee)
- The Dream – Shawty Is A Ten (Keisha, Sonya, Tanya, Monique, Nece, Keke, etc)
- Petey Pablo – Freek-A-Leek (Shameka, Keisha, Tara, Shonda, Sabrina, Crysta, Daronda, etc)
- Slum Village – Selfish (The whole 3rd verse: Whatup Pam, how yo little man doin in New Jersey)
additions:
- Boyz II Men – All Around The World (Keisha, Kelly, Tanya, Stacy, Mica, and LaShaun)
- Blackstreet – No Diggity (Jackie, Lisa, Nicky, Tameka in full effect)
- Big Tymers – Project Bitch (This is for Deshawn, Eshlawn, Lil Mama and her friends, Lisa, Teresa, Maria, Tia, Lia and Kim)
- Wordsworth & Punchline – Mistress (Theresa, Ingrid, Shirelle verses)
- Too $hort – Freaky Tales (Joan, Denise, Lori, Lisa, etc)
- Portrait – Can I Call You (Lisa, Sharon, Vanessa, Karen, Patricia, Vicky, Ramona)
- Biz Markie – Just A Friend (Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, Jacq)
And that’s all I could come up with. As with my other compendium, I’ve got to set some rules, but this one’s pretty easy: Has to have the girl roll call. Meaning, it can’t be focused on a single girl. So no Sheilas or Sallys. Please help me find the diamonds in the rough, or if I’m just overlooking obvious choices, the diamonds in a stack of diamonds. (sidenote: of the four songs I chose to use as examples, Keisha shows up in two of them. Girllll you get around.)
+ Some older mixes I did (and probably posted about) earlier this year, the mini WFMU mix and the Midnight Snacks mix. One is chill, one is booty bass/bmore. Figure it out.
+ I’ve moved my whole design site to Cargo, which is honestly one of the easiest and friendliest CMS’s out there. I used to think that sticking with WordPress would be fine, but I just got bored of hacking wp so much – plus all that knowledge is slowly getting depreciated, and I’m much (MUCH) too lazy to learn a new piece of software just to show off work. This is one advent of web 2.0 (shouldn’t this be like web 3.0? web 4 beta? web 2010 for workgroups) that I will gladly embrace.

Boyz II Men – All Around the World (there’s a Keisha!)
Blackstreet – No Diggity (inspiration for screenname!)
honorable subcategory: the race role call
i like em brown yellow puerto rican or haitian
all of jay-z – girls girls girls
big tymers – project chick (This is for Deshawn, Eshlawn, Lil Mama and her friends, Lisa, Teresa, Maria, Tia, Lia and Kim)
does it have to be a straight up roll call? like, can he just name several females? and… does it have to be um classy? hah. if not, here goes some of my
punchline and wordsworth – mistress (Theresa, Ingrid, Shirelle all get their own verse)
too short – freaky tales… 10min of names and naughty. Dear Lord.
under my acceptance of slum village’s ‘selfish’, freaky tales fits the bill too. but damn, ten whole minutes. this is xxxrated. hahaha.
Have you heard “I Can Call You” by Portrait? Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJP00y_Tdg if you haven’t. It’s a gem to start with, and it has “Lisa and Sharon and Vanessa and Karen and Patricia and Vicky and Ramona”:) Cheers from Russia and thanks for the excellent Amerie remix